Tintu mon

Representing the Kerala cadre of humour at its heights, is Tintu Mon... The very mention of his name would spread a natural smile across all who know this very popular name by now. Well he stars in every joke site, online, on mobile and off line sourced from malayalee hearts.

No wonder he is hailed as the Malayalee or regional incarnation of Sardarji with an extra rib to tickle... A recent sample in line with the Kasab's verdict, is of how the Judge passed one on Tintu Mon.

" Tintu Mon, you will be hung to death at 4.00 am tomorrow" to which Tintu Mon gleefully replied, "No problem Sir, I know that won't happen as I usually wake up only at 6".

Shared here are some more forwarded by my friend Ashok:

TEACHER : Tintumon, go to the map and find North America.
TINTUMON: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : TINTUMON!


TEACHER : Why are you late, Tintumon?
TINTUMON : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
TINTUMON : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: Tintumon, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TINTUMON : You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER : Tintumon, how do you spell "crocodile?"
TINTUMON : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
TINTUMON : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER : Tintumon, what is the chemical formula for water?
TINTUMON : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
TINTUMON : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER : Tintumon, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
TINTUMON : Me!


TEACHER : Tintumon, why do you always get so dirty?
TINTUMON : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINTUMON: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER: Tintumon, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
TINTUMON : A teacher.